Once upon a time, deep in an ancient jungle,
there lived a %(animal)s.  This %(animal)s
liked to eat %(food)s, but the jungle had
very little %(food)s to offer.  One day, an
explorer found the %(animal)s and discovered
it liked %(food)s.  The explorer took the
%(animal)s back to %(city)s, where it could
eat as much %(food)s as it wanted.  However,
the %(animal)s became homesick, so the
explorer brought it back to the jungle,
leaving a large supply of %(food)s.

The End